Remembering how blond I was....
but now, silver! Here goes:
A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and by the way the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".
Wystful1 * Viamarie * Marcy * *
4 Comments:
LOL....I know, huh?
Is the blond woman still alive? LOL
Happy Saturday!!!
Good one!
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Were you really blond??? Then I guess it's nice to know there are people who can poke fun at themselves... Though I don't really think anyone, blonde brunette or otherwise could be that silly except in a joke... Nice laugh though!!1I enjoyed it. In India we don't have many blondes, but jsimilar okes are usually made against Sardarjis... (The sikh community)
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